Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Thursday, March 15, 2007

New blogs!

New to me, that is, and they're cool, so I added 'em to the blogroll.

First is The Answer Bird. Marvin the African parrot gives advice - keyboarded by his human, Steve Graham. Set down yer coffee, or lose yer monitor, lol.

Mostly Cajun blogs from southwest Louisiana. Today's post, Critters and electricity, is a hoot :-).

Friday, March 09, 2007

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Sex tours - at the zoo.

Tampa's Lowry Park Zoo calls it the "Wild at Heart" tour. At New York's Central Park Zoo, it's "Jungle Love." San Francisco offers "Woo at the Zoo," and in Boise, Idaho, it's possible to enjoy "Wild Love at the Zoo."

When Valentine's Day rolls around, zoos around the U.S. have become an unlikely locale for adult-oriented entertainment with risque tours that couple champagne, chocolate-covered strawberries and candlelight dining with impressive facts about how animals mate.
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Credit for the zoo sex tour concept goes to Jane Tollini, a former penguin keeper at the San Francisco Zoo. Tollini conceived the idea two decades ago while watching her penguins' courtship ritual, which culminates in what she describes as "bowling pins making love."
Read it all here.

For those who prefer visuals in the privacy of their own home, tortoise porn at Youtube. Enjoy!

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Dilbert - "The Knack"

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Latest spam

Introducing the morons who've filled my inbox:

  • PaulRubeal - with the busted spacebar.
  • Dan Molinaro, who says he's from Bismarck, North Dakota.
  • Ethan Wayne
  • Saunders Triplett
  • Perry Mertens
  • ned aleta - of the broken shift key
  • Kathrine Haney
  • Raymundo Titor
  • Vito Peel - sounds like a blender. "Ladies and gentleman, I'm here to demonstrate the amazing Vito Peel. It chops, it dices!"

I also get a bunch of messages from "Free Hoodia," could be a rallying cry. Free Hoodia! "Jose Hoodia is still being held as a political prisoner in this humid tropical dictatorship..."

My favorite subject lines are the ones that promise to help me with my "tonnage." Hey, since when is an extra 15 pounds "tonnage"? Ya catch more flies with honey...

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Names from spam

I was enjoying the view at Gallery of the Absurd and somehow ended up at Fresh Spam, which has great illustrations of spam names and subjects.

Spam names? Sure. Here's a selection from my own inbox:

Ladyda Jessica
Dorita Crow
Minnie Sadler
Rajan Eileif
Kobi Levi

I used to see authors like "Wrestling B. Dangler" but maybe my ISP is filtering those now.

Anyhow, after the Fresh Spam site I hopped over to this post at Birdmonster, where a bunch of kind folks are sharing the spam names in their inboxes.

Naturally, you would follow stock advice from Grinchmas Gashy, right? lol

You can make your own names with the Spamfriend Generator.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Ch-ch-ch-ch-chaaaaanges

We've become an Amazon Associate, which means you'll be seeing links to books in our posts. Some of 'em slightly humorous, I hope.

In the sidebar we'll have a running text-only list.

Happy reading :-)!

Saturday, December 30, 2006

"Build an ark"

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Food reviews at Amazon

Read 'em. They're a scream.

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Friday, October 13, 2006

Warning!

Un PC but hilarious video about the New Orleans looters.