Intrepid at Walmart

Listen, darlin'. If you can't see a vehicle smack dab in front of you with a turn signal on, and beginning to turn, you need to get your eyes checked. How'd you get home without running into a parked car?

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to tell my children that you should always pass up a parking space if it appears that someone else is waiting for it.

You've gotta be a native Washington Parishite. The immigrants aren't that rude.