Medical mystery

At Fox News:

World's Smallest Boy? ... His family and doctors struggle to solve the mystery of his small size. Link

I'm not a doctor - and don't play one on TV, heh - but I betcha the little guy's a primordial dwarf.

Disturbance at "Christmas in the Park"

There was a loud argument (?) at Christmas in the Park, Cassidy Park, Friday night around 8:00 p.m.

Multiple law enforcement units responded; one parking lot attendant counted eight cars.

Outcome unknown.